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Potato Chips, America’s Snack
“America runs on trans-fats.” ~John Goodman America hates having to stop eating between meals. If we could have our way, we would spend all day scarfing down a pile of food with our hands tied behind...
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April Fools, a History of Pranks
“Ha! Your meatloaf has ground up glass in it! April Fools’!” ~The World’s Best Prankster (now serving 25-to-life at a Federal Penitentiary) Enjoy the seizures The America Fun Fact of the Day office...
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AFFotD News Item of the Month: Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos Will Doom Us All,...
“We have to go deeper…*VROOOOM*” ~Cheese-ception It’s been a while since we’ve taken the time to be topical and relevant for you. Sure, there have been epic articles describing every state in...
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Fast Food’s Most Insane Products Currently Being Tested
“This is unholy. This is an abomination. I want ten of them right now.” ~You, with most of these menu items Fast food holds a dear place in the hearts of all Americans. No, we mean that literally,...
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AFFotD News Item of the Month: Jack in the Box has lost their GODDAMN MIND
“What in the living hell? What is going ON here? This is terrifying. I want it all.” ~AFFotD Food Critic, John Goodman The American fast food industry has a rich history of creating unhealthy...
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Discontinued Doritos Flavors Too Beautiful For This World
“Why can’t I have you? But I need you so.” ~American Taste Buds Doritos are one of the better snack gifts we’ve given to the world. Since 1964, when we first decided that we could probably get rid of...
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7 Boozy Deep-Fried Alcohol Treats
“My…heart…my…liver…tell…my family…it was worth it.” ~Consumers of fried alcohol Ever since Reese’s came up with the groundbreaking decision that sweet things taste good with peanut butter, it’s been a...
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The Worst Mountain Dew Flavors of All Time
“I am AMPED I am AMPED woah what if they made an energy called AMP and…wait I think my heart stopped, or…MOUNTAIN DEW WOO!” ~Mountain Dew Drinker (aged 12) Mountain Dew has one of the more unique...
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An April Fools’ Message From Our Editor-in-Chief
“Ugh, seriously guys?” ~Johnny Roosevelt, AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Hi, America. This is Johnny Roosevelt here, Editor-in-Chief of this fine portal of American greatness. Ever since my great-grandfather...
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